Its a busy week again here at Casa MetroDad. Work is busy. My MIL is in town. And Lord knows my DVR is bursting at the seams. Therefore, posting may be a little light. No more missed important software updates UpdateStar 11 lets you stay up to date and secure with the software on your computer. Search torrents on dozens of torrent sites and torrent trackers. Unblock torrent sites by proxy. PirateBay proxy, Kickass unblocked and more torrent proxies. Scegliere questo appartamento vuol dire trovarsi in un oasi di pace e tranquillit, immersi nel suggestivo paesaggio toscano. Scopri tutti i vincitori Campania. Metro. Dad Chaos Theory. Its a busy week again here at Casa Metro. Dad.   Work is busy. My MIL is in town. And Lord knows my DVR is bursting at the seams. Therefore, posting may be a little light. However, as usual, Ive got some random things on my mind so I thought Id spew them out all at once. Here goes. METHINKS THOU ART QUITE STRANGE  I BID YOU ANON I had a salesman in my office on Friday who was trying to get my business. He was a really nice guy so we started shooting the shit about non work related topics. I was talking about the Peanut. He was telling me about his kids. We talked a little about sports. When I asked him what he was doing over the weekend, he told me he was going to a Renaissance Faire. I thought this was pretty funny and assumed he was going for the campiness factor. You know, spend a few hours outdoors, drink a few beers, watch a joust. Then, he proceeds to tell me about how he and his whole family dress up in costume and speak in medieval tongue EVERY weekend. I thought he was kidding until he showed me the photos. I dont know whether he looked more like a gay Musketeer or the illegitimate love child of Friar Tuck and Falstaff. Seriously I think Id rather do business with a Trekkie. THE WRATH OF GRAPESI let my daughter eat off the floor, hang off the bars at the jungle gym, run wildly through the streets of NYC, jump headfirst off the couch, and play with scissors. So can someone please explain to me why I completely freak out when she gets within 1. WHEN ELMO AND OPPORTUNITY KNOCKI wasnt a parent when previous fads such as Cabbage Patch Kids, Beanie Babies, or Power Rangers became the must have gift of the holiday season. The whole concept of a must have gift is so foreign to me. Owing to my parents immigrant status, the holidays werent a big deal in our home. Usually, on Christmas, Id either get a 2. Yes, it was slightly traumatic at the time. However, watching people go nuts to buy stuff during the holidays always amazed us  Who would sleep in the parking lot of Wal Mart the day after Thanksgiving so they could get their hands on a TOY  White people are so funny sometimes, no  Anyway, by now, most of you have heard about the hysteria surrounding the release of TMX Elmo. The latest version of the Tickle Me Elmo doll is retailing for about 3. However, due to limited supply, sellers on E Bay are already listing the toy for 1. Holy crap  If you cant beat em, join em. Boss. Lady and I just bought 1. TMX Elmos.   If we sell them for 1. That should be just enough money for us to check into the Ritz Carlton, order in room service, and tickle each other extremely for a few days  God bless that little furry red bastard MY NAME IS EARL. OF SANDWICHMy mother in law is visiting us this week so Ive been sleeping on the couch in the living room. I love my MIL to death so I dont really mind. Besides, I tend to stay up late so it works out just fine. The weird thing is that when I sleep on the couch, I can see into my neighbors apartments across the street. The other night, as I was reading, I noticed someone making a sandwich at 2 0. Definitely my kind of guy. Im a big fan of the late night hoagie and I have enormous respect for my fellow stoner chefs. But then, I started thinking about what kind of sandwich the guy was making. What if it was brie and green apple on a baguette  What if it was black trumpet mushrooms with white truffle fondue on a ciabatta roll  Or worse, what if he was making a sandwich with goat cheese  Ewww  Then, of course, my opinion of the neighbor would be COMPLETELY different. I was literally so preoccupied with all this that I was just about to rummage through the closet to find our binoculars when I decided I should probably just go to bed. Torrentz will always love you. Farewell. 20032016 Torrentz. 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Last week, I actually paid someone to come over and change the lightbulbs in our den because the last time I tried to do this, I ended up ripping the fixtures out of the ceiling. Now, Boss. Lady and I are discussing redoing our kitchen. During the total gut renovation of our apartment a few years ago, we ran out of money before we got to the kitchen. Yet, somehow, I have it in my head that I can singlehandledly do it by myself with some help from my friends at Ikea. Thankfully, my lovely wife reminded me not only about the lightbulb incident but also about the time where I was convinced I could repaint our old apartment by myself and we ended up sleeping on the floor for two months. So weve decided that were just going to save some money and have someone professionally renovate our kitchen. At our current rate of savings, we think that should be somewhere around 2. However, if anyone out there would like to swap manual labor for some witty repartee, please e mail me immediately. CURRENTLY ENJOYING MUCH MORE THAN ID LIKE TO ADMIT1. The latest incarnation of Survivor Cook Islands where the teams are divided by ethnicity. I like to call the show Survivor KKKoo. K Isands but somehow I cant stop watching it. As famed rock thespian Tommy Lee might say, the entire show just feels like its sauteed in wrong sauce. How can something so wrong feel so right  2. Although the Peanut is just shy of her 2nd birthday, weve recently introduced the concept of potty training by buying her a book titled Too Big For Diapers, starring Ernie of the ambiguosly gay duo Bert Ernie. Since the Peanut adores Ernie, shes become obsessed with the book. Now, she likes to run up to me and whisper in my ear, poo poo in the potty. She knows it cracks me up so every time she says it, the two of us laugh hilariously. At this rate, she should be potty trained by the time she enters junior high. Redi Whip.   Since Im still doing Atkins and have eschewed carbs, I no longer indulge in Oreos. But did you know that Redi Whip has no carbs  More than once, I have found myself standing by the refrigerator shooting whipped cream directly into my mouth. There are very few things in life that will make you feel like a 5 year old again. This is one of them. Is anyone else besides me a little TOO excited about the fact that dictionary. Can You Watch Partially Downloaded Movies Itunes Format. Seriously, I feel like Ive been sauteed in awesome sauce  When I saw the new look, I practically squealed with delight. By the way, speaking of dictionaries, Im currently obsessed with my new favorite word, ersatz. Ive been trying to use it in conversation lately but have been totally spazzing out so I thought Id put it here on the internet. Have a great week, everyoneUS1. ALL Auto repair software. The software, necessary for auto repair shop, in general is devided into two kinds management and maintenance diagnosis. Management software is mainly used for managing personnel the factory, finance and the cost of the producing process, progress control, and so on. In this regard, the domestic engineers have developed a number of very good products, adaptable as well as inexpensive, able to work stably on all kinds of grades on both single computer and LAN. As for diagnostic software used for maintenance in the domestic market, it is still blank. It is only the relative software of Mitchell of the United States that came out. Today, Bosch ESI, the maintenance diagnostic system, was introduced as the German Bosch automotive electronic systems based on their own development, also the application software with great flexibility in the maintenance. ESI is the abbreviation of Electronic Service lnformation e Maintenance advice, which is a Windows based application platform of any 4. DX PC or above. What can ESI be done First, information retrieval, stored the data of 1. Through the menu, you can check simple information of any vehicle, such as model code, engine type, displacement, and the car parts which can adopt Bosch products, from 6. If the Boschs electronic system is used on cars, such as fuel injection, electronic ignition, ABS, airbags, more information can be found from the ESI, including the circuit diagram, the meaning of fault codes, and the the dismantling exploded view of important parts. New version of the ESI also provides a particularly effective troubleshooting program that can guide the maintenance personnel, according to the appearance of failure, to carry out in depth examination step by step until the real cause of the malfunction found. Not only does it tell the maintenance personnel what to do step by step, but also gives a number of important data. The most important function of ESI is the fault detection. It is in the computers hard drive pre stored thousands of diagnostic procedures of car models. KTS 5. 00,then connect with the car to test. This is equivalent to own a huge database of repair. Bosch ESI system also can be connected to a variety of testing equipment, from simple KTS 5. FSA 5. 60. In addition, it is able to connect witht the system of brake, sideslip test bed to conduct a comprehensive and integrated testing. Further more, ESI is not an isolated system, together with the Boschs CAS computer aided maintenance, SIS maintenance advisory system, SD computer based diagnostic form a perfect vehicle maintenance system. With good scalability, through the computer printer and modem, the circuit test results can be printed out, also the orders of components able to be sent. In the future, by upgrading the software, even remote diagnosis of vehicle faults will be realized. In addition, the latest version of the ESI no longer supports the KTS 3. However, for the repair shop now with KTS 3. Bosch company has introduced a preferential buy back plan, that is the latest KTS card to replace the KTS 3. KTS 5. 00. While the original KTS 3. CD A Parts Equipment CD B Performance Data CD C troubleshooting and diagnostics engine control circuit with the ABS Data circuit CD C1C2C3C4C5 Film CD D Diesel Engine Parts CD E Electrical Parts CD F archive CD K Element Management Handbook CD M machine AUTODATA data Maintenance light zero timing repair data, etc. CD P circuit D S Automotive Maintenance CD T tools and diagnostic equipment CD W high pressure oil pump and engine control values CD Z1 Diesel Pump Parts CD Z2 Diesel Pump Parts.