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Inspirational Posters for the Cubicle Era cont. If at first you dont succeed, try management. Never put off until tomorrow what you can avoid altogether. Posted October 2, 2. Inventor Ive just invented something that everyone in. You know how you get a nasty ring. Assistant Yes, I hate it when that happens. Inventor Well, you need never have a bathtub ring again Ive invented the square tub. Posted September 2. A scientist at a laboratory got out of the shower, and. And then he. accidentally locked himself out of the locker room. So now. he was completely naked in the halls. He felt pretty ridiculous. Getting an idea, he walked naked and purposefully through. Research Development. He walked in and said to the head scientist, I. Posted September 2. Inspirational Posters for the Cubicle Era cont. Artificial Intelligence is no match for Natural Stupidity. Plagiarism saves time. Posted September 2. Two state troopers were chasing a car on the interstate. 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Several days passed, and the woman returned with her baby. The doctor looked at the bottle of ear drops and sure. Put two drops in R ear every four hours. Posted September 1. Q What size of soap does a judge useA Trial size Posted September 1. As a crowded airliner is about to take off, the peace is. No matter what his frustrated. Suddenly, from the rear of the plane, an elderly man in the. Air Force General is seen slowly walking. Stopping the flustered mother with an. General leans down and, motioning toward his chest, whispers. Instantly, the boy calms down, gently takes his mothers. All the other. passengers burst into spontaneous applause. As the General slowly makes his way back to his seat, one of. Excuse me. General, she asks quietly, but could I ask you what magic. The old man smiles serenely and gently confides, I showed. I choose. Posted September 1. A dinner speaker was in such a hurry to get to his. Turning to the man next to him he whispered, I. The man replied, No problem. With that he reached into his. Try these, he. said. The speaker tried them. Too loose. I have another pair.